Wave goodbye to Christmas

Becky

Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

Becky

"you came second in a beauty competition. next year, sleep with more judges..."

Mark

Myyyyyyyyy Waaayyyyyyyy

Josh

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? a fish.

Corin

How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb? ten. one to do it, and nine to reassure them that it looks really really good...

Corin

Pretty places in ugly towns

Becky

how many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb? two. one to get on with it, and one to stand around saying "my four year old could do that"

Josh

projections. the coolest thing since face paint.

Corin

I predict risotto

Corin

selppa

Corin

you did some art. no one liked it. well the viewer reaction was the real artwork then. sorted.

under da sea....

Josh

red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry

mark

want to hear an art joke? (one that isn't tracey emin..)

Corin

"religious war is like fighting over who has the best imaginary friend"

Corin

jesus is coming, look busy.

Josh Corin

because putting pills or condoms in your art work makes you edgy. obviously that's how it works. ask any art student.

Corin

because nothing says "sane" like painting massive pictures of other people's faces...

Corin